Is there a Doctor in the house?
THE invasion has begun!
Last week, a UFO, which bore a strong resemblance to a large, yellow van, landed in my road on Wednesday and again on Thursday.
Several little green men, wearing fluorescent jackets, scurried to and fro, dispensing to each house the dreaded wheelie bins.
Life as we know it will never be the same again. Where is Dr Who when we need him?